Early: The traffic was a nightmare, even on the little side streets. You’re better off being far away from it all.
6:30ish: I have to admit, even though I'm all dressed up, I'm feeling very un-glamorous. My throat is killing me, my head is filled with congestion so much so that my eyes are bugged out from the pressure!
I can't believe it... I haven't been sick with a cold for almost 12 months... why now? I'm thinking it's from the Airline pillow I used. I know they are just loaded with germs but I was tired.
Well it's time to make my way outside to get a close-up look at the arriving stars.
7:04: We're now at the ABC pre-show and getting an inside look at Jennifer Hudson's Oscar preparation. Love my fellow Chicagoan, but what the heck is going on with her dress???
7:10: The Devil Wears Prada cast are all standing together, to me, only applauding Emily Blunt look fabulous. Prada's costume designer Patricia Field, is downright scary... she obviously took "red carpet" too literally. Why on earth would you die your hair that color?
7:12: Penelope Cruz is taking pictures like mad. She looks... okay she doesn't look like a paparazzi but she's acting like one!
7:14: Cameron Diaz is talking about all her friends she's rooting for and she looks great in her brunette hair color.
7:16: Eddie Murphy staring... he looks intimidating. Before this I was rooting for him, now he just looks mean and has that don't EVEN talk to me look.
Jennifer Hudson giggling... you go girl.. I hope you win.
7:19: WOW! Ryan Gosling may look a bit scruffy but he's a sweety and humble. He's got his sister and mom at his side.
7:21: We just got a pre-commercial shot of Reese Witherspoon. Boy does she look better than ever. I think it's a Ryan eat-your-heart-out evening.
7:22: I can't get over how thin Mark Wahlberg looks. And he keeps talking about Marty.. I guess once you work with Martin Scorsese, you can call him Marty.
7:25: Time to get to my place (way in the back) in the press room.
THE SHOW STARTS...
7:35: I'm now at the backstage pressroom at the Oscars. Right after the Oscar winners snag their trophies, make their acceptance speeches and sashay off the Kodak Theatre's stage, they'll come back here to meet the media. All of us reporters are sitting back here waiting to get the behind-the-scenes quotes.
They're presenting the award for art direction now. While we wait for the awards we actually care about, I have three words for you.. Go Jennifer Hudson!
7:58: I just got back from raiding the shrimp-cocktail buffet in the hallway and grabbing yet another bottle of water. I know this is going to regret all the fluids, but when you're sick you just gotta drink. And we have our first backstage visitors are Eugenio Caballero and Pilar Revuelta, two proud Spaniards who just won the Oscar for achievement in art direction for Pan's Labyrinth. I'm kicking myself for not seeing this movie... I've had the screener on my desk for a month.
Unfortunately, since there are lots of foreign press here, most of the questions for the Pan's people are being asked in Spanish. I have no idea what is being said... my two years of Spanish in high school didn't leave me with anything but how to count.
8:11: The reporter next to me doesn't look pleased that I have a box of tissues, Purell and cough drops. He's looking at me like I have the plague... or it could be he's thinking I look like a clown because I just know my nose is red from the cold.
8:24: Pan's David Martí and Montse Ribé just won for achievement in makeup. Again, they only spoke Spanish. Damn... I'm regretting not seeing this movie even more.
9:29:
In the supporting-actor category, most of us expected Eddie
Murphy (Dreamgirls) to win but thought that Jackie Earle Haley
(Little Children) should win. So it was Oscar's first big
surprise of the night when Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine)
snapped up the trophy!
Eddie I have one thing to say... Karma! As I said earlier,
I was rooting for Eddie, but his sour-puss on the Red Carpet
(just out of camera range) put me off.
We're still waiting backstage to talk to Alan about his surprise
victory, because the Oscar producers need him to be in his seat.
So Oscar winners don't always rush off stage and come right back
here to the press room. Sometimes their TV seat-filling duties
take priority over doing press.
10:28: An Inconvenient Truth won best documentary
feature, which meant we got to see former Vice President Al Gore
backstage! When one reporter likened Al to a rock star, he
offered up this snappy response:
"William Hung is a rock star. I just have a slideshow."
And for the umpteenth time tonight, Al was asked if he'll run
for president again in '08. "I do not have plans to become a
candidate for office again," he said. "I am involved in a
different kind of campaign that I will continue: to try to
persuade people all over the world, and especially here in my
own country, to successfully solve the climate crisis."
When Al Gore was exiting the room when something stopped him...
It was Melissa Etheridge's win for the original song Oscar for
"I Need to Wake Up" from An Inconvenient Truth. As Etheridge
kissed her girlfriend Tammy Lynn Michaels on screen and
collected her Oscar, Gore let out a hearty hoot of approval and
stopped to watch Etheridge's acceptance speech on the monitor.
11:05 "This is the only naked man that will ever be in my
bedroom," joked Melissa Etheridge, who clutched her best song
Oscar on the backstage dais.
A reporter asks Melissa about her calling Tammy Lynn her wife,
and that she kissed her on screen and as much of a gay icon as
you are, did you have any hesitation about making that
statement?
Etheridge: We talked about it beforehand. I have not been one to
kiss my partner in public just for sensationalism. I never have.
But she is so important to me, especially with this project. She
was the one who said, "Just write what you feel." When I was
going, "Well, how do you write about global warming? What am I
going to write about global warming?" she said, "Just write what
you feel." She just means so much to me. She saved my life! So I
was kissing her because that's what you do. You kiss your loved
one when you win an Oscar.
11:10: Former Paramount chief Sherry Lansing looked
radiant after accepting the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award.
But what we all want to know is what did presenter, Tom Cruise,
whisper in her ear after he handed her that Oscar statuette?
"First of all, it was a secret," Lansing said. "I kept asking
who was going to be giving me this award and [Oscar producer]
Laura Ziskin kept saying, 'I'm not going to tell you. It's a
surprise.' So I had no idea who was going to be giving me the
award! And I didn't see Tom through all the pre-events. So I was
sure it wasn't him.
"And, as a matter of fact, I had seen him at an Oscar party a
few days before and he was sort of cold to me!" Lansing said.
"And so [on stage], he whispered in my ear, 'This is an honor. I
really wanted to do this. You know how much I love you and when
I saw you at the party, I couldn't say anything to you.'
"So I didn't know until I walked out and it was extremely
emotional for me because I've known Tom since he was 19 years
old," she continued. "I know his mom and his dad and I almost
started to cry, because it just brought back a flood of memories
going back to Taps at 20th Century Fox and continuing through
our friendship today. So it's a long answer, but it's the
truth."
11:15: German Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, who
directed best foreign language film The Lives of Others, gave us
a tip for getting into all the best Oscar parties: "I was told
that if you have an Oscar, the bodyguards at the door shrink
away from the Oscar like Superman does from kryptonite."
And someone just asked him why he namedropped California
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger onstage? "I just mentioned it
because he just seems to me like the ultimate embodiment of the
fact you can just achieve anything that you dream of," von
Donnersmarck said. "He really inspired me as a child. I remember
the first time that I saw a picture of Conan the Barbarian in a
video store.... I've always been fascinated with him, and it's
just more the whole thing that the sheer determination, the fact
that you can just achieve anything you want. That's what I see
embodied in him, almost more than anyone else. That's what it
meant. I hope you understood that the right way — and not as an
endorsement of the death penalty or something."
Okay... awwwwkward!
11:22: YEAH!!!! for our Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson! "I
couldn't believe it," she excitedly told the press. "I'm still
in shock, like, did I really just win? You never know, you can
never be too sure, and it's a surprise and it still is. It's
going to take awhile to get used to this."
Of course a reporter just had to ask Jennifer (as most of us
cringed) : "What do you think of the rumors of tension on the
set with you and the other cast members like Beyonce?"
"Well, it's not true, so it's not much to think about it. How
about that?" she shot back.
She's asked about the tail end of her Oscar speech, when she
made a quick shout-out to the original "Effie," Jennifer
Holliday.
"Ms. Holliday and the other Dreams, the original Dreamgirls,
they paved the way for us to be here today to make the film,"
she explained. "Had they not done that unbelievable job, there
would not have been the Dreamgirls made, so how can you not
thank them for that?"
Another question about her start on American Idol and to get an
Oscar in your first film right out of the gate, what does that
say about that show and what it did for your career?
"Well," Jennifer replied, "it says that American Idol is a great
platform. Thank God there is such a thing as Idol. There's many
other talents that came before that didn't have a platform to
sing, but they allowed us that platform, and for that we can say
thank you."
Don't you wish other Idol stars would be more polite when
talking about the TV hit that launched their career???
11:30 Alan Arkin is backstage finally... Remember he won
Best supporting actor for Little Miss Sunshine. He kept it
humble when making his victory remarks to the press backstage.
"I think it's because of my age," he grinned. "Everybody thinks
I'm going to keel over in a year or two, [so they] give me a
little bonus."
When asked to compare his Oscar nomination for Sunshine with his
previous nominations, Alan said: "I'm 72. I don't remember
anything anymore, and I'm proud of it."
"Look, I don't keep score," Alan shrugged. "It's not about
furlongs. I feel in a sense like a hypocrite because I don't
believe in competitions between art activities. I think it's
insane. This is a fun kind of insanity, but who is to say who is
better? I mean, who has the authority to say who is better?
"I felt for a long time that if 100 people say one person is a
better actor and 50 people say somebody else is a better actor,
why do the 100 people have the vote?" he added. "The 50 people
may have been more deeply moved by another performance. What's
the criteria? The criteria is very shadowy. I don't keep score.
I mean, I'm happy to have this [Academy Award]. It's very nice,
but I don't keep score."
Very nice... and true. Way to go Alan... I always loved you. You
were hilarious in Sunshine and I'll never forget you in 'The
In-Laws'.
11:34 Best actor Forest Whitaker (The Last King of
Scotland) got kind of mystical when asked backstage if he knew
he'd score an Oscar tonight.
"I wasn't sure it was going to happen tonight, but I thought
something magic was going to happen because I could feel the
breath on my neck, the tingling in my body," Forest said. "For
me, that's my ancestors speaking to me. 'We are with you. We are
walking with you.' And it's something that helps me in all my
work. It's not something I'm going into alone."
Okay, the bottles of water are getting to me, time to make a
dash to the bathroom... and I think I'll pick up a slice of
pecan pie I saw in the hallway. Being sick hasn't curbed my
appetite!
11:45: Best actress Helen Mirren — who toasted her
victory for The Queen with a very British vodka gimlet — was
asked if she expects a congratulatory telephone call from her
real-life alter ego, Queen Elizabeth II.
"No," Mirren chuckled. "I'm not expecting a call from Her
Majesty. Not ever. I wouldn't expect it. I wouldn't desire it.
"I think it's wonderful that I live in a country that allows us
to make a film like this," she said. "There's many countries in
the world where one would not be allowed to make this film. I
think it's generous of the royal family and of Her Majesty the
Queen to sit back and not interfere. I think it's very gracious
and very noble of them.
"And I do believe she is a noble person," Mirren added, "in the
best sense of the word, which is nothing to do with class, but
is all to do with spirit."
12:11 Everyone in the room seems so happy that Martin
Scorsese won best director for The Departed. He tells us, "I got
used to not winning!"
Don't forget that Scorsese — or "Marty" as Hollywood insiders
like to call him — was nominated for best director five times
before this win.
"It's a good thing I didn't get [the Oscar] before because maybe
it would have changed the movies I would have made," he added.
"I'm glad it took this long."
Side note: Martin Scorsese's eyebrows are overpowering...
They're like a cartoon character. Seriously... they're larger
than life.
12:20: The Departed producer Graham King said "[his]
nerves went down" as soon as Martin Scorsese won the Oscar for
best director tonight. "I worked with the guy for three pictures
now and I love him to bits and I wanted to see him bring it
home."
Happily, the star-studded Departed also won best picture. Did
King ever worry that the story might get lost amidst all of that
star power?
"Not with Marty behind it, no, I definitely wouldn't," King
said. "And everyone was fabulous to work with, they really were.
There were changes made here and there and Jack [Nicholson] put
some additions to his character. [As] a producer, it's a tough
film to make with everyone's schedule and dealing with the
additional props, let's say, in the movie. But, you know, at the
end of the day, when you are dealing with the likes of Scorsese
and Jack Nicholson and Leo [DiCaprio] and Matt [Damon], you kind
of sit back and let them do their thing, and that's what I did."
Well I guess that it! An Academy rep told us Oscar host Ellen
DeGeneres would not be coming backstage to do a post-mortem with
the press. Seems odd to me. But I just can't wait to get back to
the hotel for a couple of hours sleep before I leave for Las
Vegas. I've got a convention to be at by 9:30am!
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